The Guide to Surving HighSchool

[Lord Beerus]

Made by: 

Aquarion103, ProfessorStein

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Eren POV.

I woke up to a blaring alarm next to my ear.
"GAH!" I yell as I sit up. I slam my hand on the snooze button.

"Eren get up! We're gonna be late for our first day!" Yells my older sister Mikasa, shes has a go at my door. Mikasa was the recarnation of the Egyptian goddess of love, Hathor.

"I'm up!" I yell threw the door, slipping out of bed.

The first day of high school. The first day at a new school. The day i will be ranked on popularity chart. I quickly jump into the shower and throwing on a pair of white skinny jeans, a black V-neck, and my family crest; a dragon coiling around an opal stone. I hurry out the room and down the stairs. I see my mother in kitchen and my father at the dinning room table, newspaper in hand. I look at the clock.

"Crap!" I yell. I slip on my white Vans and I grab my black backpack.

I hurry into the kitchen and grab a green apple. My mother looks a me with a bright smile. I don't even say 'Good Bye' as I ran out the door. I spot mikasa going throw the portal I run and i make it as the portal is about to close. i never understood the way the portal just shows up but only the students of my school can go throw it and close after a certain way amount of time.

"you could have waited!"i glare at my adoptive sister.

"i was not going to be late for your mistake"she spits back at me. i give up she has a way to make you not hate her. "Well how long do's it take to get there anyway"I say as we stand there for 5 minutes. "well the booklet said that it only takes ten minutes from are house" Well that's a good thing then more then 3 minutes so i just play on my phone to pass the time,then i see a bright light coming up so i put my phone away and i pick my backpack on my back and get ready for my life at Highschool,when I can see again i stare in awe at the school that's in frount of me it's huge and i mean huge it magnificent i also see something flying over head and i see what it is. "Mikasa is that a guardian flying up there"as i say that see looks up and she nodes. Guardians only stay at the place of there birth and protect it with its life and that they are very powerful most people Don't even think of croosing that line at the risk of thier own life,As we pass the main gate we see other teens going throw the door thats when i see the mushroom blond hair. "ARMIN"as i yell this he tiurn and a big gin comes to his face. "Eren"he lets me out of his death grip.i see that the kid that he's was with come up and look at us in confusion'thats when i see something at the corner of my eye its a dark cloud it just of the border of the school. I get back at whats at hand when i see a horseface looking dude,i fall to the ground in a fit of laughter. "WHAT SO FUNNY" i stop my laughter and get off the the ground and shot him a look of pure hate. "well horse why are you here your supposed to be at a ranch" If looks kills i would be dead."well whats a slimy kid like you doing here"i was going to give my best trump card but the stupid bell has to ring. "I'll see if they have hay in the cafeteria for you horse face"we all walk throw the school doors and the inside of the school is way better then the inside. The floors are marble and their are like Alot of students here I MEAN a lot of students. I see all types of monsters here there are pixis and unicorn-hybrds from mermaids. Thats what this school is about the spices mixing with the other spices for a better world and to protect it that is the big point of sader-high. This is the start of my highschoool life and it starts with some horseface looking dude.

Source Of material: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4671092/chapters/10659920

Now if their are any mistakes Please tell me right away as im the one who fixes them. Unfortunately me and my partner who  created this havnt had time to make a chapter 2 as of yet.

[Satellite's Shooting Star]

i thought this was gonna be a list about how to survive school lol

[Starfox Falco]

Same

[α27theDemonKnight]

This went from what the fuck did I just read to slowly load up bullets for the minigun belt which I might rev up soon.
*Revs up minigun*



First and foremost... OMG DID YOU REALLY
I mean seriously. Did you really just use AoT names? I got SO damn confused like I thought I was reading an AoT fanfic or something. Stop that.

The work seems a really really rushed. Description of varipus things could be expanded upon to cause even more awe and curiousity. Like paint the picture for the ready but with words. School. Huge. Magnificent. Okay what? Guardian doing whatever it is that a guardian does. What? I mean all descriptive oppurtunities of the surrounds and all lose. Also better descritpive ways are also nice.

Chop of thr last paragraph into lots and lots of tiny paragraphs so as to make it all easy oeasy like to read.

Lots of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes of course. This coming from the resident master of typos himself. Lel.



*Stops firing the minigun*
So yeah. Hope that you would take me constructive criticism into consideration. Lel
G'day.

[Lord Beerus]

Pft, Aquarion is the one who writes the thing i also help but mostly i correct the dudes errors.

[α27theDemonKnight]

Well, shit. Looks like you got a lot of work ahead of you then you lazy fellow scineteest >_>

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