What the hell even is this topic?

[StardoostLegend]

Some of these questions contain clues to "We are MADA" a popular writing series of mine around here

Type in your answers on a post:
1. Zombies or Dwarves?
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? 1= sane, 10= insane
3. Do you like FNaF?
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment?
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability?
6. Are you a yes or a no?
7. Do you know who I am?
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow?
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum?
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19!
11: Rabbits or Cats?
13: Do you know what does it mean?
14: What is your favorite fruit?
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over?
16. Birds or Wolves?
17. Minecraft or Terraria?
18. What is your favorite TV show?
19. Cola or meal please, no bread
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3
21. Summarize your life
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!?

Question Update #2:
23. What is your favorite element of the Periodic Table?
24. Are you taking this seriously?
25. Are you sure you are?
26. What color is your hair?
27. Who is the best duelist in MADA in your opinion?
28. The answer is really big.
29. Where's the blacksmith?
30. You are now a robot, what would you do?
31. (For Stardog) Are you augmented right now? If so, what is it like?
32. Madolche or Qliphort?
33. What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Firefly"?
34. How was your day?
35. I can see you reading this question.
36. I can see you reading this one too.
37. Milk or Juice?
38. This paragraph is unusual. It is highly unusual that it would look as if it was wrong. In fact, it isn't wrong! But it is highly unusual. Did you catch onto what was so unusual about this paragraph? Focus on it, I know you can find out what is so unusual about this paragraph.
39. Name one game you hate
40. Name one game you love
41. Dungeons OR dragons?

Question Update #3:
42. you become the leader of a post-apocalyptic nation of the humans that survived, what would your first action as leader be?
43. The plushtrap is getting impatient.
44. Trick or Bear?
45. Divide this question by 9, what do you get?
46. One is the storm, two is the stars, 3 is the fire, 4 is the mountain.
47. Rice with Ketchup or Crackers with Mustard?
48. What rank is Number 48?
49. What is your favorite movie?
50. Directly into your ear.
51. DESTROY THEM
52. I'm gonna troll you.
53. Put the following in order: Paranoia, Insomnia, Insanity, Madness
54. Refer to question 45.
55. Complete the blank: Mr. Krabs is a _____
56. This Number is useless.
57. I dare you to change your icon to a picture of a thumb
58. What is your favorite flavor?
59. Smoothie or Milkshake?
60. This is a robbery.
61. What is your favorite kind of weapon?
62. What do you like most about yourself?
63. Name your favorite organ.
64. You reach a fork in the road, on the left you see enormous trees creating a pathway, and on the right you see a mountainous terrain, which way do you choose?
65. What are we!?

Question Update #4
66. BREAK, BREAK, BREAK MY MIND.
67. Mitosis or Agar.io?
68.I dare you to pick your nose
69. hehe... 69.....
70. Windows or Apple?
71. What would you do if I... cut off your tongue? *takes scissors out*
72. name 50 words that don't have the letter "A" in them.
73. You have to level 4 monsters, what do you XYZ summon?
74. This question is for Admins, Why do you like your glow color?
75. I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE.
76. Pokemon abridged or Yugioh abridged?
77. BREAK, BREAK, BREAK MY HEART
78.Do you wanna build a Snowgolem?
79. Who here is sick of Frozen?
80. Disney or Disney?
81. kissy face o3o
82. I HAVE PICS

Question Update #5
83. How do you prefer your eggs?
84. Why is would this be a hellhole for a child? Why would this be a hellhole for me? Why is any of this a hellhole!?!?
85. Pink or Purple? Choose wisely....
86. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!!! *presents to you an arsenal of every weapon known to man and in the known universe*
87. Finish the sentence: Teenage Mutant Ninja _______!
88. Place your minds directly into the gutters
89. THREE LETTERS BACK
90. If you could date anybody in MADA, who would you date?
91.EVERYBODY READY FOR A POON RUN!?!?
92. Day or Night?
93. There's something in your mouth!
94. Centimeters or Inches?
95. Kilometers or Miles?
96. You have 2 level 4 monsters on the field, along with 1 level 3 tuner monster, what do you do?
97. Is this a prime number?
98. Undertale or FNaF?
99. What if Alex Hirsch collaborated with Scott Cawthon...
100. HEY, QUESTION 100! HOORAY! now here is the final question of the day: what is your favorite thanksgiving meal?

[Flint]

1. Zombies
2. Lint/10
3. Is that a type of burger?
4. Chillin
5. Serious Lint
6. Maybe
7. Who am I?
8. Lel, he iz a birdbrain
9. Xyz
10. Wat
11. FOX MCCLOUD
12. Why isn't there a question here?
13. They don't think it be like it is but it do.
14. Mango
15. Wat
16. FOX MCCLOUD

[RogueShadow]

Zombies
7
Yes
Calm
Data Collecting
Yes
Yes
NA
Fusion
Doesn't exist
Cats
Yes
Dragonfruit
12
Wolves

[jackachu100]

1. I guess Dwarves because I'd say I prefer fantasy over horror.
2. 1
3. I mean I wouldn't play it, but I enjoy people watching it occasionally and the theories are fun.
4. Fine, my normal self, as I always am.
5. I wouldn't know, you'd have to ask someone else what they thought mine was.
6. Depends.
7. Not particularly.
8. -
9. Can't really chose between Synchro and Xyz.
10. Menial has secrets!
11. Cats.
12. Well I mean can't answer 12 as it doesn't exist.
13. If it does mean what I think it does means, then i know what it does mean. Otherwise, I do not know what it does mean. It all depends on what it does mean.
14. Apple
15. Well I mentioned it earlier...
16. Birds
17. Minceraft
18. I don't really watch tv, so NCIS I guess.
19. I'll take that bread you aren't having then.
20. Thanks
21. Go to college, come home, go on laptop.
22. Probably not, I suck at a lot of things.
23. Now as a chemist, that is something I haven't actually thought about. I guess I'll go for... Yttrium, as I like the name.
24. Potentially
25. Positive
26. Brown
27. I wouldn't know, so pending I guess?
28. Graham's Number
29. Probably questioning why he has so many iron daggers.
30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPnMaA6u4_A
31. -
32. Madolche, it is my favorite deck after all.
33. Owl City
34. It was great, thanks for asking.
35. Kooky
36. Spook
37. Juice
38. What if the paragraph was really not unusual?
39. Deadly Premonition, because it keeps crashing so I can't play it. *Shakes fist at bad ports*.
40. Well even though I'm not sure anymore I'd say FFX (probably the HD version) is my favorite game of all time, so I guess that.
41. I guess dungeons, because that is more game content than dragons.
42. Questioning which mug(s) thought they would make me leader.
43. Pls no jumpscare.
44. No idea why but I just thought of beartic when I read that.
45. 5
46. I don't want to be near any of that shit.
47. I wouldn't know as I haven't tried any of those.
48. 3
49. I can't really think of one off the top of my head.
50. Don't go probing around in there.
51. ALL
52. Insert trollface.png
53. Insomnia, Paranoia, Madness, Insanity.
54. 6
55. Robot (See my response to question 30).
56. 7
57. I don't accept dares.
58. Strawberry or mint.
59. Milkshake
60. Why you rob me, I don't have good enough shit to rob?
61. I guess guns.
62. That I have a wide range of tastes.
63. Church
64. Forest, aint nobody got time for mountains.
65. Users of the online Yu-Gi-Oh! forum Magic Arts Duel Academy.
66. I am not of the gettings your references.
67. Agar.io
68. See my answer to 57.
69. Hue
70. Windows
71. Running to the nearest police station, cause fuck that shit.
72. Lemmings,
73. Umm, given that I have no idea of the field state I'd probably go for Cairngorgon or Dark Rebellion depending on what's in my extra deck.
74. -
75. Future sight isn't a very good move anyway.
76. Yugioh abridged
77. See my answer to 66.
78. I do not want snow evrywhere, sorry.
79. Probably (even though I've never watched it).
80. Disney
81. Denied
82. I too have pictures.

[Kira Yoshikage]

1: Zombies.
2: 5/10.
3: Pff, no.
4: Confused as to why I'm even replying to this.
5: My strongest skill? Techy stuff, or playing Yugioh.
6: ........ Are you kidding me right now, Stardust....?
7: Pft, you're Stardust. That's all I need to know.
8: Because Crow is love, Crow is life. Crow is the master of Blackwings, tamer of birds, and a figure to look up to, even IRL. He is kindhearted and selfless, devoting much of his time to helping orphaned children, and working to make the Satellite(Or commons) a better place for everybody to live in.
9: Synchro of course.
10: "Shadow is the Blackwing master."
11: Cats.
13: ......... Ask relevant questions please. And don't skip lines.
14: Cherries.
15: Pft, do you really think I'm that careless?
16: ...... Bruh. .-. Bird is the word.

[StardoostLegend]

It has been updated with more questions

[Kira Yoshikage]

17: Neither. Both are boring.
18: I don't watch teh TV's. I watch anime on teh interwebz.
19: Pft, you can get your own food.
20: So everybody is awesome apparently.
21: I hate my life.
22: Depends. If I'm matched up against you, most likely.

[HoennZach]

1. Zombies ?
2. 6
3. nO
4. Bored, kinda chill
5. Im a Super Saiyan
6. Yes
7. I might
8. Because Shadow thinks birds are hawt.
9. Synchro Summon!
10. Translated: Numbers
11: Rabbits
13: It means put Speedroids in every deck
14: Mango
15. Yea I caught it for you. Do you want it back?
16. Wolves
17. Minecraft
18. Does RWBY count?
19. Steak
20. I am awesome
21. Summarize your life: Eat Sleep Yugioh Repeat
22. The better question is can you stop losing? If not then I win again

[Rea]

1. Zambies
2. 10
3. you freakin know its yes
4. Potatoes
5. I throw things at yer face
6. 24
7. who are you again?
9. I am an xyz scum 4 life.
10. 1924
11. KITTEH
13. GetRedy4Freddy
14. Pomegranates
15. 69
16. Wolves
17. Minecraft
18. Steven Universe
19. Backing Up! Backing Up!
20. TIMMEH!
21. WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
22. I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND FEED IT TO DEMONS!!!

[StardoostLegend]

This topic will be updated daily for your daily requirement of randomness and weirdness o3o

[α27theDemonKnight]

01. Dwarves
02. 6
03. Love the lore a lot. Game? Don't hate it don't like it.
04. Deep thoughtful thinking. If anymore bored in terms of self interests. Will resort to extreme mischief or atleast minor.
05. Balance of Heart and Mind. Law and Order. Logical. JUSTICE!
06. Yeah... no. What?
07. *Patrick voice* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!! O_O
09. Fusion masterace!
10. "MENIAL HAS SECRETS" the easiness of this has me pissed off to no length. Therfore I shall resort to using mental math to amuse myself. "-28, -12, -51."
11: Cats
13: Information Technology? Am I trying too hard to be amused?
14: Lemons.
15. Number 12: Crimson Shadow Armor Ninja
16. Wolves
17. Minecraft
18. Beyblade (Gen1)
19. Cola? Nay. TUNA! Eternal. Tuna.
20. May god have mercy on your soul.
21. Stuck in eternal limbo. Indulging in the past. Swimming with the flow. Deep constant thinking.
22. Whatever it is. I have already lost. For sometimes the way to truly win. Is to lose.

[Lord Agonius]

1. Zombies
2. -4
3. only the lore
4.lil wayne
5. beatboxing and eating
6. true
7. but do you know who you are?
8. Kurokosaki shun> crow
9. Fusion
10. Menial has secrets
11: Dogs
13:it means that menial has secrets
14: hamburger
15. 23
16. wolves
17. Everything i stand against
18. a show
19. Sprite
20. Psshh i AM awesome
21. bush did 9/11
22. can you win?

[LightRook]

1. Zombies
2. 8
3. Nah
4. Actually sane for once.
5. Strong skill, listening and not talking.
6. Yee
7. I'm guessing StardustLegend.

9. XYZ
10. 24081
11: Neither
13: Basically
14: Apple
15. 12
16. Wolves
17. Minecraft
18. Follow the Rules
19. Cola
20. Looks like i'm awesome
21. Stuff
22. Depends

[Zaio Volnutt]

1. Dwarves
2. PASTAAAA!!!....../10
3. You mean that Final fantasy game? Hell yeah!.
4. Equivalent to a guy on his 20th kill streak
5. Taking the worst possible items and making them into complete OP stuff
6. yes
7. Nope but you sound pretty cool.
8. oooook
9. Why not Rituals or Tribute?
10. Summon mathematician in attack mode
11. Wabbit
12. uhhh where is the question?
13. GOOFYGOOBER GOOBER GOOBER YEAH!!!
14. Banana
15. 12 dammit ><
16. AROOOOOO!!! wolves
17. how bout none?
18. Everybody hates Chris
19. Meal
20. I can read this yay I'm Awesome!!!!
21. My life is potatoes
22. Bob the builder? No I'm screwed.

[Akaneia]

1. Dwarves, need good drinking buddies.
2. 7.
3. No.
4. So dark that it stole my bike.
5. To ace tests without studying.
6. Or.
7. A FNaF kid who loves to advertise his DA art.
8. I'll answer this anyway, and yes.
9. Rituals, best summoning method.
10. Translate: Menial has secrets!
11: Rabbits, they taste better.
13: Yare Yare Yaze.
14: Lychees.
15. 12.
16. Birds, they are easier to catch to eat.
17. Terraria, better game.
18. Teen Titans.
19. Shaken not Stured 
20. Too dank for me. 
21. A wall, blank as a canvas made of iron, and I'm trying to climb it.
22. 3 fast 5 me.

[Khina Bree]

Type in your answers on a post:
1. Zombies or Dwarves? Dwarves I guess?
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? 6
3. Do you like FNaF? Fuck no
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment? Tee hee
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability? Sex-Education and Art
6. Are you a yes or a no? Maybe
7. Do you know who I am? The Juggernaut?
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow? Birdbrain~
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum? Fuuuu-sioonnn-Haaa!!
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19! Menial has secrets!
11: Rabbits or Cats? Meow~
13: Do you know what does it mean? Not a clue
14: What is your favorite fruit? Apples
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over? XII
16. Birds or Wolves? Awoow~
17. Minecraft or Terraria? Minecraft duh
18. What is your favorite TV show? Doctor Who
19. Cola or meal please, no bread ...what?
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3 Y35 1 4M
21. Summarize your life *Insert Brady Bunch Theme*
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!? Yes?

[Derpy]

1. Zombies or Dwarves? Neither?
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? I'm clinically insane.
3. Do you like FNaF? Nope
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment? I describe it by feeling like I haven't slept in ten years and once I lay down my brain decides that it's too awake and then you get up. Take that feeling and multiply it by the decimal part of Pi and that's my emotional state.
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability? I have vast knowledge of scientific things. I also have the ability to make people feel happy.
6. Are you a yes or a no? Awwwwww Yis.
7. Do you know who I am? You're that one person from that one place.
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow? It's called ornithophilia.
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum? Fusions.
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19!
11: Rabbits or Cats? Cats.
13: Do you know what does it mean? What does it means an understanding of an object.
14: What is your favorite fruit? All berries
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over? zwolf
16. Birds or Wolves? Birds slightly make me uneasy. I think they're gonna sit on my shoulder and then poop on me. 
17. Minecraft or Terraria? Minecraft all day long.
18. What is your favorite TV show? Too many to list.
19. Cola or meal please, no bread? Go home, you're drunk.
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3 Passed this test many years ago.
21. Summarize your life. I'm a twenty six year old woman who should be doing something responsible with my life and not.
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!? Nope. I'm not lucky enough to win.

[Hawkeye]

1. Zombies or Dwarves? Daahhh
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? 1= sane, 10= insane. Probz 3
3. Do you like FNaF? Five night's at Fuckers?
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment? Semi-Serius
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability? Maths/Physics
6. Are you a yes or a no? In between
7. Do you know who I am? Fnaf Fan
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow? Because He's an birdbrain
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum? XYZ Spam 4 Life Bruh
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19! - Menial Has Secrets!.
11: Rabbits or Cats? -CATS
13: Do you know what does it mean? It means your death
14: What is your favorite fruit? Bananananananana BATMAN!
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over? You skipped the Numbah 12
16. Birds or Wolves? WOLVAS!
17. Minecraft or Terraria? Minecraft.
18. What is your favorite TV show? How i met your mother.
19. Cola or meal please, no bread. Cola.Time to get Drunz
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3 - M8 F4R L1fe
21. Summarize your life - Trying to reach the top of the mountain.But i fail everytime i try,Everytime i fail.I start thinking dark.But i get up again,And i climp the moutain no matter how hard it is
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!? YES.I WILL WIN HUMANITY!!!

[Flip Flapper]

Type in your answers on a post:
1. Zombies or Dwarves? Dwarves.
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? 4-6
3. Do you like FNaF? Yes
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment? Happy and angry at the same time, im in a relatively good mood but there is not a second when im NOT filled with anger at the wrongs in this world deep inside, but as i said im preety happy right now
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability? Figuring out mysteries i guess?
6. Are you a yes or a no? Yes
7. Do you know who I am? Dusty
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow? CAW CAW
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum? tricky one, i like all of em
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19! 13=im the rest i do not understand.... yet, if i get time i´ll figure it out so dont you worry dusty
11: Rabbits or Cats? Cat
13: Do you know what does it mean? Question number 9 or wich one? hmm gotta have to think bout that
14: What is your favorite fruit? Orange
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over? yes, its number 2
16. Birds or Wolves? Wolves
17. Minecraft or Terraria? Minecraft
18. What is your favorite TV show? Gravity falls, if anime counts then
19. Cola or meal please, no bread. meal
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3 1 kn0w th4t 1m 4w3s0m3
21. Summarize your life i have a good life with friends and family, wich is all the more reason for me to hate all that is wrong in this world IMO as i can not even understand how horrible some people has it
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!? CHAAAAAARGE!!!!! i mean yes

[Nosferatu Alucard]

1. Zombies or Dwarves?
Dwarves.
2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your sanity? 1= sane, 10= insane
-7.
3. Do you like FNaF?
Heck no.
4. How would you describe your emotional state of mind at this moment?
Booooooooooooooooooooored, so i'm doing this.
5. What is your strongest skill and/or ability?
Fast logic.
6. Are you a yes or a no?
I'm a God.
7. Do you know who I am?
Someone.
8. (Question for Shadow) Why are you obsessed with Crow?
Because he does yaoi with him of course.
9. Fusion, Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum?
Ritual Fusion.
10. Translate: 13-5-14-9-1-12 8-1-19 19-5-3-18-5-20-19!
If it is the chicken one, don't tell to no one.
11: Rabbits or Cats?
Cats.
13: Do you know what does it mean?
Yes.
14: What is your favorite fruit?
Carrot.
15. Did you catch what number I skipped over?
Old joke.
16. Birds or Wolves?
Vampires.
17. Minecraft or Terraria?
Hearthstone.
18. What is your favorite TV show?
I don't watch TV, TV watches me to survive.
19. Cola or meal please, no bread
And bring the soda.
20. 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 Y0UR3 4W350M3
I know that i am.
21. Summarize your life
I'm undead, shall i considerate that life?
22. CAN YOU WIN!?!?
Don't be silly, of course.

[StardoostLegend]

Update #2! more questions, much weirdness

[Rea]

23. Xenon
24. Obviously
25. *squidward voice* Does THIS look UNSURE to you?
26. Potato
27. Mayonnaise
28. KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
29. nice markiplier reference bro.
30. Minecraft obviously
32. Madolches are freaking adorable
33. Fireflies
34. Mustard
35. is mayonnaise an instrument?
36. Horse radish isn't an instrument either
37. why not drink juicy milk?
38. Uuuuuh...UUUUUM...Twenty-Four ._.
39. Roblox
40. Splatoon
41. Dargons

[StardoostLegend]

23. Xenon
24. Obviously
25. *squidward voice* Does THIS look UNSURE to you?
26. Potato
27. Mayonnaise
28. KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
29. nice markiplier reference bro.
30. Minecraft obviously
32. Madolches are freaking adorable
33. Fireflies
34. Mustard
35. is mayonnaise an instrument?
36. Horse radish isn't an instrument either
37. why not drink juicy milk?
38. Uuuuuh...UUUUUM...Twenty-Four ._.

...you missed 3 questions >_<

[Khina Bree]

Question Update #2:
23. What is your favorite element of the Periodic Table? Krypton
24. Are you taking this seriously? Who is?
25. Are you sure you are? What?
26. What color is your hair? Brown
27. Who is the best duelist in MADA in your opinion? I wanna lean towards Jackachu or Mimgrim  
28. The answer is really big. Oh my
29. Where's the blacksmith? At the forge?  
30. You are now a robot, what would you do? Win a lot of bets
31. (For Stardog) Are you augmented right now? If so, what is it like?
32. Madolche or Qliphort? Sweet Victory~
33. What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Firefly"? Mal
34. How was your day? Skip
35. I can see you reading this question. Creepy
36. I can see you reading this one too. Still creepy
37. Milk or Juice? Yes
38. This paragraph is unusual. It is highly unusual that it would look as if it was wrong. In fact, it isn't wrong! But it is highly unusual. Did you catch onto what was so unusual about this paragraph? Focus on it, I know you can find out what is so unusual about this paragraph. Other than you using "unusual" way too many fucking times?  
39. Name one game you hate Fnaf
40. Name one game you love Does dicking with people count?
41. Dungeons OR dragons? You misspelled "and"

[Akaneia]

23. Au, Gold baby.
24. Somewhat.
25. Somewhat.
26. Black.
27. Kiernan.
28. It's not you.
29. In your closet. 
30. Burn down Sketch's Workplace.
32. Madolche.
33. Grave of the Fireflies, a very good and sad anime movie.
34. Quite good.
35. Nope.
36. Meep.
37. Juice.
38. Just a waste of time.
39. FNaF 4.
40. Shadow of the Colossus.
41. Dungeons.

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