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Post by RogueShadow on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:00 am

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Here we will post anti-jokes. Follow the forum rules and I will start us off.

What's green and has wheels? A green wagon.

What's red and has wheels? A green wagon carrying bloody corpses.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by RogueShadow on Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:00 am

^ yeah thats an anti joke.

What did one apple say to the other apple?

Nothing, Apples are inanimate objects that are incapable of speaking.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Earth Guardian (Zolfo) on Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:55 pm

offensive? ok i got two

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you blindfold a chinese person?
you put floss over their eyes

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by clark3000mkp on Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:25 pm

Why did sally fall off the swing?
Sally has no arms.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not sally.
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by α27theDemonKnight on Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:56 pm

A Nazi and a Jew jumped off the building.
They died.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Khina Bree on Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:36 pm

One lawyer looks to his other lawyer friend and says, "We are both lawyers."

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by StardoostLegend on Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:23 pm

Why did the skeleton have no friends? B E C A U S E _ I _ K I L L E D _ H I M .

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Zaio Volnutt on Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:25 pm

A couple got pulled over on the highway. The Officer then asked the driver "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

To which the driver responds with "I believe its around 55km is there a problem officer?"

His wife in the backseat says "Honey you know you were going at around 80"

"Quiet woman!" the driver snapped at her.

The officer then asked "You do know the speed limit here is 60?"

The Driver gives a puzzled look and replies "Thats weird i swear i had my cruise control on this entire time".

His wife then responds "But honey we don't have a cruise control here".

The Driver looks back at his wife and yells at her "Will you shut up yeh dope!!"

The officer concerned about the woman would then go towards her side and ask "Ma'am does your husband always talk to you that way?"

The wife replies "Only when he's been drinking".

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