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Post by RogueShadow on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:00 am

Here we will post anti-jokes. Follow the forum rules and I will start us off.

What's green and has wheels? A green wagon.

What's red and has wheels? A green wagon carrying bloody corpses.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Satellite's Shooting Star on Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:50 am

That's not funny but I'm guessing there not supposed to be funny so here
What is blue and has wheels: a car
What is white and has wheels: a blue car covered with snow

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Flip Flapper on Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:27 am

What is an anti-joke? A joke you will explain to me

What is an anti joke you will explain to me? What the hell it is and including my butchered grammar

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Satellite's Shooting Star on Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:18 pm

I think it means the jokes have to be boring

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Khina Bree on Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:52 pm

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Lord Agonius on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:18 pm

Can a match box? No because it is a match and matches do not have any limbs..

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Arc V Yuto on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:47 pm

What do you call a good duelist.... A Tormmentor.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by LightRook on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:29 pm

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.


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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Khina Bree on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:29 pm

Two men walk into a bar, but it was closed so they went home.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Khina Bree on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:33 pm

LightRook24081 wrote:I gotta fix Counts joke.

Can a match box? No but a Tin Can.
Rook, the point of the anti joke is not be funny. A pun counts as funny

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Earth Guardian (Zolfo) on Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:54 pm

I came home to watch tv, but i slept instead

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Arc V Yuto on Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:33 pm

Want to know your greatest challenge to overcome.... Beating me

*Crowd throws tomatoes*


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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Zaio Volnutt on Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:37 pm

*Knock Knock*

No ones here gtfo

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Nosferatu Alucard on Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:48 pm

@Zaio Volnutt wrote:*Knock Knock*

No ones here gtfo

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Arc V Yuto on Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:51 pm

Tormmentor see's challenger.... Tormmentor walks away

*Crowd boo's even more*

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Lord Beerus on Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:03 pm

What is white? The Wall
What is red? The White wall stained with your red blood
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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by RogueShadow on Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:41 pm

A man wakes up after a surgery and says

"Doctor Doctor! I can't feel my legs!!"

The doctor replies

"I know! I amputated your arms!"

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Post by Zaio Volnutt on Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:58 pm

Two Jews walk into a bar.

Not in my country ;

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Post by Earth Guardian (Zolfo) on Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:01 pm

*Knock, Knock*
Whose there?
...You are.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Khina Bree on Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:48 pm

Okay the last two jokes weren't exactly anti jokes so much as bad ones.


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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Blade_Viper on Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:12 am

what do you call a black man in space?
um. An Astronaut.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by α27theDemonKnight on Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:47 am

Why did the little girl squeal?
Because she was going through the blades at the slaughterhouse.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Flip Flapper on Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:53 am

@α27theDemonKnight wrote:Why did the little girl squeal?
Because she was going through the blades at the slaughterhouse.

The jokes were suppsoed to not be funny, that is hilarious, from a certain point of view......

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by RogueShadow on Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:10 am

Anti-jokes, for those who don't know, are dark jokes that are supposed to be offensive, repulsive, and gross. This causes the joke to play on your dark side and make you laugh.

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Re: Anti-Joke Thread

Post by Lord Agonius on Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:58 am

Well if its like what rogue said, then here I go....

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.

Hope this ain't offensive

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