Kojima does some quotes

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

Hello guys.
I am here to calm your life down hopefully it will work and I will inspire you to do nothing so hopefully you enjoy my quotes.

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"I sexually identify as a attack helicopter and i'm beautiful'' - Kojima
"damn mal'damba back it again with stunning'' - Kojima
"Panic! at the Disco is pretty fucking emo" - Kojima
"Serena is best waifu" - Kojima
"MADA should become a communist regime" - Kojima
"I am the Hieratic Fuccboi which means I am beyond master" - Kojima
"Mei is bae" - Kojima
"1V1 Winston" - Kojima
"D.va is bae" - Kojima
"Whats up guys Scarce here" - Kojima
"Runescape is not a bad game. I will get you into oldschool the blame me if you get addicted" - Kojima
"Stale memes must die" - Kojima
"Blackwings will be meta' - Kojima
"When I main Winston everyone fears me" - Kojima
"Wanna know how fast I am. I am fast as fuccboi" - Kojima
"I wanna die inside" - Kojima
"Some happy little trees" - Kojima
"I always wanted a piece of percy's ass" - Kojima
"If you read this quotes what are you doing in your life" - Kojima

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Hopefully you enjoyed this post.
And Kojima is out.

[Arc V Yuto]

Interesting post I will say.

People say I only have two quotes.

"Hmm" (Torm2k16)

"K" (Torm2k17)

So your list seems better than mine, feels kind of bad but I'll live on.....maybe....probably not.

[Zaio Volnutt]

Unoriginal, copypasta bad way, misleading intro.

All in all just stop. its not even funny, if you really want your "humor" to be noticed then go to 9gag. As far as im concerned your not taking the criticisms to heart.

[Blade_Viper]

Kojima, just fuck off. Nobody likes your "satire" posts. They're unfunny, unoriginal and down right annoying, you obviously have the sense of humour of a 12 year old if you find this funny. Do everyone here a favor and stop.

[Flare]

"Stale memes must die" -Kojima

So, your post should die?

On a more serious note, it's clear that these types of satire posts aren't received well and the reasons are pretty obvious. Very little effort go into these posts and alot of the satire is just memes that are being re-used. I'm kind of surprised you didn't fit Harambe into your list of quotes considering how much of it is just repeats of what we've already heard.

In comedy, it's important to know your audience, and these posts aren't received well. So you must adapt in comedy style or change your posting style (with effort) all together if you want any type of positive attention.

[Kira Yoshikage]

This isn't even satire, or any other form of humor. Tbh, this is literally just as annoying as every other shitpost you've made. You think you're funny and cute, but you really just piss me the fuck off, as well as many others. If you could post something that's actually funny, then I would actually be impressed. But you keep shitposting, recycling dead memes or shit that wasn't even funny, or just being an annoying kid. If you could stop shitposting, that would be VERY lovely.

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