Corrupt a wish

[Lord Beerus]

First topic message reminder :

So I've heard of a fun little game forums play sometimes called Corrupt a Wish they way you play is like this.


Wish: For my dog to stop barking so loudly.

[Then the person below you writes this or something.

Corrupt: Your dog stops barking and can't warn you when a thief breaks in your house taking your money (Or something that might corrupt the wish the original person had)

Then the person who wrote the corrupt gets to write their wish next for another person to corrupt and so on so forth (Note if someone corrupts a wish before you just edit yours or delete.) We will end once we all feel like it really so if you all want to take this to 200 pages we can.

[α27theDemonKnight]

(Pft. I'll gladly take that Exodia offer for real
Abouts teh sig. Why, thankye )

Granted. But you go permanently blind.

I wish that Stardoge is the president of Mexico.

[Flip Flapper]

granted but he is hanged day 1, hour 2 becuse somebody couldnt take a joke

i wish for a flaming hammer that only i can carry to bring retribution to thoose who have done evil

[Nosferatu Alucard]

Granted, but the hammer burns you as soon as you touch it.

I wish Derpy's muffins.

[Flip Flapper]

a burnt hand is a small price to pay

Wish granted! but somebody accidently poured a flask of soap into it before they were put into the oven

I wish for pizza

[α27theDemonKnight]

Granted. But the pizza is a lie.
And made of nothing but lead.

I wish for more wishes.

[Flip Flapper]

Granted but you will be the slave of an evil overlord and can only wish for things he has commanded you to wish!

I wish for lots and lots of chocolate candy

[Rea]

Granted, but you yourself become made of chocolate and you eat yourself.

I wish for to there be to live on mars.

[Parpaza]

Granted. However, Martians destroy every living being on Earth.

I wish for my own nation in the world.

[StardoostLegend]

Granted, but that nation is on a small island with nothing on it, and the only resident is a monkey.

I wish for a cup of milk o3o

[Rea]

granted, but the milk has been expired for a year...and has a mushroom growing in it and you obviously die if drink it.

i wish to rule over the world of potatos. >.>

[Lord Agonius]

Granted but the potato's start a revolution and execute you

I wish for senpai to notice me

[Akaneia]

Granted but Senpai will never love you, as he noticed you doing some questionable things ...

Now, I wish to be a master chef.

[StardoostLegend]

Granted, but all you can ever eat, cook, and order is spaghetti.

Now I wish we all lived in my "We are MADA" series and played our corrisponding characters XD

[The Doctor]

Wish granted, but you all die from a blackhole.
I wish to have a lighter.

[Arc V Yuto]

Wish Granted, But now you have to light all my cigars.

I wish to be god

[Lord Beerus]

Granted! But all the angels turn against you and banish you.

I wish for a Sword

[Parpaza]

Granted! However, the sword breaks after seeing a single enemy.

I wish for the colonization of the moon.

[Nosferatu Alucard]

Granted! But the food ends within an week.

I want to ride a parrot with a jawbone for a shoulderpad while wielding a giant hook-lance-thing and wearing a pirate hat.

[α27theDemonKnight]

Granted. But the parrot devours you entirely, killing you.

I wish that there was no such thing as death.

[Zaio Volnutt]

Granted, However the population will continue to rise to the point where immortal creatures will begin to move from place to place colonizing and leaving planets all dried up in their path.

I wish for infinity amounts of wishes

[α27theDemonKnight]

Granted. But everytime you make a wish, you will be sent back to the point in time where your "infinite wishes" wish was granted regardless of any further wishes you make.

I wish that it rained cats and dogs.

[Nosferatu Alucard]

Granted! But they explode when touch anything solid.

Wish: Cookiez cuz' i'm hungreh.

[Flip Flapper]

granted but its made of crushed cockroaches and worms!

i wish that i had my own personal meditation room where there was always storming

[Nosferatu Alucard]

(Menial, corrupting my food since this was a thing, lel)

Granted! But you will be dragged by the storm and spin until the end of times.

Wish: Infinite potatoes!

[Terrorking]

Granted but the potatoes come down piling on you till you're crushed.

I wish that it was already May.

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