Corrupt a wish

[Lord Beerus]

So I've heard of a fun little game forums play sometimes called Corrupt a Wish they way you play is like this.


Wish: For my dog to stop barking so loudly.

[Then the person below you writes this or something.

Corrupt: Your dog stops barking and can't warn you when a thief breaks in your house taking your money (Or something that might corrupt the wish the original person had)

Then the person who wrote the corrupt gets to write their wish next for another person to corrupt and so on so forth (Note if someone corrupts a wish before you just edit yours or delete.) We will end once we all feel like it really so if you all want to take this to 200 pages we can.

[Lord Beerus]

Ill start.

I wish i had all the D/D/D Support

[Khina Bree]

You now own all copies of the D/D/D cards ever printed and they are now discontinued and illegal for use in any form of play.


I wish to be changed into an opposite gendered body as if I had undergone the sex-change surgery.

[Lord Beerus]

Granted! But you will not be able to have any children 

Wish! I Wish for 10 bucks

[Khina Bree]

Ten, fully grown male deer stampede directly into you.

I wish to have the powers and abilities of a Jedi

[Zaio Volnutt]

Granted, however you forgot to ask for a lightsaber.

I wish for Megaman's revival.

[Flip Flapper]

Granted but you will not be able to experience anything related to megaman

I wish for UMLIMITED POWAAAAAAHH!!!!!

[Blade_Viper]

Granted. But that power could come uncontrollable and destroy the world.

I wish the anime version of yugioh was real and we were all duelists.

[Flip Flapper]

granted but your stuck i nthe shadow realm for all eternity with no way out and is eternally tortured......

I wish to hold the power to jump between timelines, in time, not dying and changing fate

[Zaio Volnutt]

Granted, however you will lose your memories in the process.

I wish, that i could obtain anything for free.

[LightRook]

Granted but you are not able to do anything with the free stuff.

I wish the be able to control fire.

[Lord Beerus]

Granted! But you randomly Comebust one day

I wish i had a playstation 4 already

[Nosferatu Alucard]

Granted, but you will never get games for it.

Wish: Read people's thoughts.

[Khina Bree]

(Some of these corruptions don't really make a lot of sense...)

You can read thoughts, but you can never turn off that ability.

I wish to be in perfect physical and mental health.

[α27theDemonKnight]

Granted. But you will be locked up and held as a guinea pig for painful human experimentation to find out the secrets to your perfect physical and mental health until your death.

I wish that dragons never existed be it in fiction or for real.

[Nosferatu Alucard]

Granted, but same will happen with knights and coffee.

I wish to conquer Saturn (Because rekt the logic).

[Lord Beerus]

Granted! But it blows up within a week

I wish to conquer The Shadow Realm

[Kiernan]

Granted, but you must lose your soul first and can never return to the material realm.

I wish to have a happy life :-)

[α27theDemonKnight]

Granted. But you become completely oblivious to the fact that every single person really hates you.

I wish I had superpowers to fly.

[Lord Beerus]

Granted! But you turn into a dragon

I wish i could turn into whatever animal i wanted

[Zaio Volnutt]

Granted, under the condition that you can only use this ability 3 times for life.

I wish I could be a one man army.

[StardoostLegend]

Granted. you end up being recruited for the U.S. army in a war, and be the only soldier out there manning the entire operation.

Hmmm.... I'm gonna see if I could make a stumper.
I wish for global world peace and happiness to all.

[LightRook]

Granted but it only lasts for 2 months before someone accidentally trips and sets off nukes that causes World War 3.

I wish for the ability to sprout wings whenever I want and fly.

[α27theDemonKnight]

(Ah bloody hell. Rook replied just as I was about to. Didn't want my longass answer to go to waste so I'll put this here for Dusty's wish

Granted.
But everyone dies suddenly and painlessly at the same time as soon as this wish is granted.
Leaving the world a peaceful place.
And everyone recievieving the eternal peace and happiness only that death can provide.)

Granted. But everytine you sprout wings an airborne manned machine on Earth crashes due to unexplainable reasons.

I wish that Yu-Gi-Oh never dies.

[Zaio Volnutt]

Granted, however exodia will be god tier and be used in competitive meta for the rest of timespan.

I wish I could be a hero with a signature as badass as the guy above me. Seriously looks cool you mad scientist.

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