"Welcome to the Dragon Master Lair" Kojima's Guide to Hieratics

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

Hello MADA.
It is your local degenerate called Kojima and today I am gonna teach you all how to play Hieratics. Now Hieratics was one my first good decks back when I started play yugioh more often.
WARNING A Trigger Heavy Guide Ahead
If you can handle Kojima using vulgar language,Kojima going insane,Memes,Kojima drinking V0dka and swearing in Russian or dont agree with any of his points.
If you get triggered or offended by any of the above this is not the guide for you.
If you got bored by this guide I dont give a shit just keep on reading buddy.

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

These are all of the monsters you must play that are in the archetype

Hieratic Dragon Of Asar (Only For Hieratic Red Eyes)

Level 7
2600 ATK
700 DEF
This shitty dragon can help you with Rank 7 plays and its only help Red-Eyes variants.
So I recommend you play this card at 1 only in Hieratics Red-Eyes.

Hieratic Dragon of Tfenuit

Level 6
2100 ATK
1400 DEF
This card is the main fucking combo starter of the fucking deck. Also helps bring out Rank 6s and plus this syngerize with Su helps the deck some fucking good plays.
So I recommend to run this at 3 plus I made this card my bitch.

Hieratic Dragon Of Su

Level 6
2200 ATK
1000 DEF
This card is the another fucking great combo piece as you will memelicous plays using this cards like Tfenuit you gotta make this your bitch but there is bitch we havent talked about but anyways this card has to be played at 3.

Hieratc Dragon of Eset

Level 5
1900 ATK
1200 DEF
The Final Bitch in this Deck that makes Rank 8 fucking even more possible and fucking works well with Tfenuit and Su. This is card has to be to be played at 3 plus  it can normal summon itself!
Akaniea: "wow such information"
Oracle: "well done this is ABSOLUTELY... shit"


Hieratic Seal of the Sun Dragon Overlord

Level 8
0 ATK
0 DEF
This fucking egg is amazing helps rank 8 plays just this 2 or 3 I recommend 2 copies

Suggestion
Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb
Hieratic Dragon Of Nuit

This is part 1 of the Hieratic Guide.
Dont take this guide seriously this satirical take on guides.
Also I will start reviewing games and anime with MY OWN OPINION
Now I will leave you with this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo-0ytcEXKg

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

*Burns the Dark Magician*
*Burns D/D/Ds*
Fuck the Meta
"Hey Guys I am today I am gonna do the part 2 hieratics. So grab some vodka and get ready to be triggered. So today we are heading to my favourite Yugioh shop in MADA City to find the best dragon deck" #DRAGONNATION
Kojima enters the shop.
Kojima: "Dude do you have fattest dragon deck"
Demon "Yea"
Demon handed Kojima the dragon deck called Hieratics.
#DRAGONNATION.
Kojima headed home to his lair.
And he grabbed first edition Dark Magician and made a smoke out of that and he poured a shot of vodka for himself.
"Anyways you sad pathetic excuse for a human is back."
Kojima smokes his Dark Magician Cigar.
"Lets Begin"


Hieratic Seal of Convocation

Spell Card
This muthafucker is the best spell card in the deck help you search your bitches wreck havoc to your enemy as you laugh at his rotting corspe. This fucking card helps you spam dragon so you will be going another one and we the best. I didnt steal from DJ Khaled. Anyways you better fucking play this at 3 or I will fucking curbstomp you m8.

Hieratic Seal of Supremacy

Spell Card
Dragon Supremacy muthafucker!, Well this fucking card can you help if you have shit hands. This is muthafucking anti brick card of the fucking century so you better run this at 2 coz this is your saviour.

Hieratic Seal From The Ashes

This card might be bad its own but when you add Magical Planter you get Plus 1 and more fucking cards. Play this at 3 with Magical Planter at 3 you better fucking play it.

Hope you enjoyed Part 2
Part 3 will be tomorrow so prepare you soul
Kojima has his shot of vodka
'Idi nahui cyka blyat'
Imma go drink bleach

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

(Reserved for Extra Deck and Tech Cards)

[Kiernan]

I don't think you even need to finish this. It is a work of art as it is.

[Shimazu Toyohisa]

I wrote it trust me I can swear like a trooper and Xav doesnt have good memes.

[Kiernan]

Don't mock our king, Luke ;-;

[Rea]

Due to the massive amount of stupidity here and the clusterfuck of complaints regarding this post. im locking it until i can talk to an admin and get this sorted out.

TOPIC

LOCKUUUUUUH

[Stardog]

This is the worst piece of shit deck "article" I've ever seen.

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