pokemon the epic and totally serious journey!

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*our heroic wakes up finding him/herself in the back of a truck, a voice starts speaking*
professor weed: yo kid, welcome to da world of pokemans, they help us and blah blah blah, youve heard this a billion times
protagonist: what am i doing in this car!
professor weed: little child, are you a boy or a girl?
protagonist: what?
weed: are you a boy or a girl? i´ll only ask it this once!
protagonist: a boy
weed: well little boy, whats your name?
protagonist: i dont see how thats *gets cut off*
weed: WHATS YOUR NAME!
protagonist: RED
weed: wow, how original
RED: what!?
weed: now RED in that bag lies 3 pokeballs, pick one, there is a fire, grass and water type, choose wisely
RED: why are thoose the only *gets cut off*
weed: PICK ONE!!!!!!
RED: fine! *picks fire becuse it looks cooler*
weed: good, now in that other bag there lies a pokedex, its used to get me information on the pokemans, anything about them, like their pant size
RED: what?
weed: NOTHING! now get it and then you will be released from the truck to beginy our journey! but first you most fight your bad rival who will have the pokeman good against yours so a water type
RED: ok.......