Menial ramblings: bicycle helmets

[Flip Flapper]

why does every one skip the bicycle helmets? i mean even some people have it hanging from their bags, what good does it do there! i dont realy get thepoint of that! they are like
META JUNKIES: helmets are for noooooooobs!!! yer a n00b if you were a helmet!
MENIAL: it is more original and also if you decide to ram some one and your bike falls while doing so the ground crushes your skull if you dont have a helmet
GROUND: GET SHREKT!!!! OUT OF MA SWAMP!!!!!!
and then everything explodes......

[Nosferatu Alucard]

'-'

[Flip Flapper]

these are supposed be as random as possible and i have some ideas on the next one but i am open to ideas

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