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BLB97- Posts : 117
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BLB97- Posts : 117
Magician Credits : 938
Age : 25
Join date : 2014-10-29
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by LightRook Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:40 pm
I got a few.
So two antennas got married, the reception was great.
Can a matchbox? No but a tin can.
Two electric-type Pokémon were in a shocking relationship.
I have more about Pokémon but meh those will do for now.
So two antennas got married, the reception was great.
Can a matchbox? No but a tin can.
Two electric-type Pokémon were in a shocking relationship.
I have more about Pokémon but meh those will do for now.
LightRook- Posts : 441
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by Zaio Volnutt Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:58 pm
Why can't Asian people fail in life? Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright
Zaio Volnutt- The Iron Prince
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by Khina Bree Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:10 pm
Two Penguin Soldiers walk into a bar. One flips out so they both go home.
Khina Bree- The Inkweaver
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by Zaio Volnutt Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:43 pm
Doctor: I think there is something wrong with my back
Me: What makes you say that?
Doctor: I dunno, just a hunch.
Me: What makes you say that?
Doctor: I dunno, just a hunch.
Zaio Volnutt- The Iron Prince
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by StardoostLegend Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:28 am
My wounds are AS-RIEL, AS-GORE, but not TO-RIEL
A man walks into a bar, he says "ow"
What do you call a skeleton comedian? A Comic-sans
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says "5 beers please"
A man walks into a bar, he says "ow"
What do you call a skeleton comedian? A Comic-sans
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says "5 beers please"
StardoostLegend- Heraldic King
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by Khina Bree Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:20 am
How do you drown a blonde?
Place a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Place a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Khina Bree- The Inkweaver
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Re: Jokes and Puns
by BLB97 Sat Jan 23, 2016 8:11 am
Why is Hitler so dangerous?
Because he's been possessed by the NEIN-tailed fox
Because he's been possessed by the NEIN-tailed fox
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