Anti-Joke Thread

[RogueShadow]

Here we will post anti-jokes. Follow the forum rules and I will start us off.

What's green and has wheels? A green wagon.

What's red and has wheels? A green wagon carrying bloody corpses.

[Satellite's Shooting Star]

That's not funny but I'm guessing there not supposed to be funny so here
What is blue and has wheels: a car
What is white and has wheels: a blue car covered with snow

[Flip Flapper]

What is an anti-joke? A joke you will explain to me

What is an anti joke you will explain to me? What the hell it is and including my butchered grammar

[Satellite's Shooting Star]

I think it means the jokes have to be boring

[Khina Bree]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[Lord Agonius]

Can a match box? No because it is a match and matches do not have any limbs..

[Arc V Yuto]

What do you call a good duelist.... A Tormmentor.

*Bows*

[LightRook]

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

[Khina Bree]

Two men walk into a bar, but it was closed so they went home.

[Khina Bree]

I gotta fix Counts joke.

Can a match box? No but a Tin Can.

Rook, the point of the anti joke is not be funny. A pun counts as funny

[Earth Guardian (Zolfo)]

I came home to watch tv, but i slept instead

[Arc V Yuto]

Want to know your greatest challenge to overcome.... Beating me

*Crowd throws tomatoes*

[Zaio Volnutt]

*Knock Knock*

No ones here gtfo

[Nosferatu Alucard]

*Knock Knock*

No ones here gtfo

[Arc V Yuto]

Tormmentor see's challenger.... Tormmentor walks away

*Crowd boo's even more*

[Lord Beerus]

What is white? The Wall
What is red? The White wall stained with your red blood

[RogueShadow]

A man wakes up after a surgery and says

"Doctor Doctor! I can't feel my legs!!"

The doctor replies

"I know! I amputated your arms!"

[Zaio Volnutt]

Two Jews walk into a bar.

Not in my country ;

[Earth Guardian (Zolfo)]

*Knock, Knock*
Whose there?
...You are.

[Khina Bree]

Okay the last two jokes weren't exactly anti jokes so much as bad ones.

[Blade_Viper]

what do you call a black man in space?
um. An Astronaut.

[α27theDemonKnight]

Why did the little girl squeal?
Because she was going through the blades at the slaughterhouse.

[Flip Flapper]

Why did the little girl squeal?
Because she was going through the blades at the slaughterhouse.

The jokes were suppsoed to not be funny, that is hilarious, from a certain point of view......

[RogueShadow]

Anti-jokes, for those who don't know, are dark jokes that are supposed to be offensive, repulsive, and gross. This causes the joke to play on your dark side and make you laugh.

[Lord Agonius]

Well if its like what rogue said, then here I go....

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.

Hope this ain't offensive

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