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Jokes and Puns

Post by BLB97 on Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:58 pm

Got a joke or a pun? Post it here!

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by BLB97 on Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:01 pm

What's Yuno Gasai's favorite card game?

Yuki-oh

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by LightRook on Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:40 pm

I got a few.

So two antennas got married, the reception was great.

Can a matchbox? No but a tin can.

Two electric-type Pokémon were in a shocking relationship.

I have more about Pokémon but meh those will do for now.

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by Zaio Volnutt on Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:58 pm

Why can't Asian people fail in life? Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by Khina Bree on Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:10 pm

Two Penguin Soldiers walk into a bar. One flips out so they both go home.

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by Zaio Volnutt on Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:43 pm

Doctor: I think there is something wrong with my back

Me: What makes you say that?

Doctor: I dunno, just a hunch.

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by StardoostLegend on Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:28 am

My wounds are AS-RIEL, AS-GORE, but not TO-RIEL

A man walks into a bar, he says "ow"

What do you call a skeleton comedian? A Comic-sans

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.

A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says "5 beers please"


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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by Khina Bree on Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:20 am

How do you drown a blonde?

Place a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

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Re: Jokes and Puns

Post by BLB97 on Sat Jan 23, 2016 8:11 am

Why is Hitler so dangerous?
Because he's been possessed by the NEIN-tailed fox

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